In case you're wondering, the women's locker room was absolutely decorated with posters and laminated signs (which is what I stole to bring you this image, you're very welcome!) promoting a Natomas (oops, now I don't even need to tell you that the gym's name rhymes with the possessive form of "cold") plastic surgeon.
Most of us are working really hard to maintain what we have and it just seems to me that this is inappropriate, especially in a gym setting. If I could have taken all the signage, I would have. And I still might. But in the meantime...
Here is something that will cost you less than plastic surgery and is far less invasive:
Nonetheless, I get lots of compliments on my blush. Several people have asked if I've had a facial recently, which the answer is always "no" because I have that BIG mortgage payment and I would rather spend my money on Linsey's hands (see below).
The moral of the story is that you can spend a lot on your body and look completely fake or you can put something really flattering on your face that makes you feel fantastic and continue working hard, with the rest of us, on your body.
Now, who's up for a raid in Natomas?